They are worthy of dating Azz
14 (40.0%)

They are not worthy of dating Azz, sorry
0 (0.0%)

I don't know one or both of these parties well enough to answer this
19 (54.3%)

My response to this cannot be summed up in a radio button, and I should comment
2 (5.7%)

They make Azz happy
27 (77.1%)

Azz makes them happy
11 (31.4%)

Their ex is a screaming toolbag
14 (40.0%)

I'm just glad nobody's in serious denial anymore
10 (28.6%)

I'm just glad nobody's cheating on anybody anymore
10 (28.6%)

What about Darkside, though?
0 (0.0%)

What about Purple, though?
2 (5.7%)

What about sithjawa, though?
0 (0.0%)

What about [attractive denizen of a certain continent], though?
1 (2.9%)

Let's hear it for polyamory
24 (68.6%)

At last, someone with a strong enough Weirdness Field to date Azz!
6 (17.1%)

At last, someone with a strong enough Weirdness Field to date this person!
3 (8.6%)

It's disconcerting the way Azz is around much less on the public internet
11 (31.4%)

Fuck cancer forever
33 (94.3%)

Nobody is allowed to marry anybody (until at least 2020)
3 (8.6%)

Why does Azz have to move to the Pacific Northwest, though?
4 (11.4%)

Teleporter!!!
22 (62.9%)

Tickybox
23 (65.7%)