azurelunatic | My tweets

Fri, 19:00: Shitball the Peacock (that's his actual name) refused to be rounded up into the barn and will be spending the night in a tree. Again.
Fri, 23:55: Fun evening bonding with Eldest Aunt and Formerly Delinquent Cousin. This family is quite a crew.
Fri, 23:56: One of FDCousin's work crew got "these dick-hardz pills - you know, from the liquor store" and had to go to hospital. Too effective.
Fri, 23:59: Apparently before SWATing was a thing, porning someone's house was a thing. Take super explicit magazines, paper the outside of a pal's pad.
Sat, 01:01: My fitbit #Fitstats_en_US for 2/26/2016: 9,650 steps and 4.2 miles traveled. https://t.co/gFMrr7HEB6