Work! Told Mr. Zune some Shawn stories over lunch. Trawled through stuff to make sense of things. Met Purple in the kitchen for coffee. Spilled lukewarm coffee down my tit when brewing fresh. Trawled through more stuff. Moved the projector with the Stage Manager. Accepted blame for being evil now that the Stage Manager has found the chocolate covered fruits. Wrung coffee out of shirt. Found the rolling partition & whiteboard combo units that I think suit best. Purple shared a really hilariously inappropriate story involving a banana. Did some mailing. Walked out to the parking lot. Called Drewface. Came home. Discovered Fitbit had run out of battery. Charged. Plotted: I think Jack may have to surprise Ben when his mouth is full of milkshake. That sets Jeff off.