In the last 24 hours, I posted the following to Twitter:

• Monday, 2357: @vassl That's one thought. Perhaps I meant to chill out my stomach, or get lightly caffeine-dusted mints?
• Monday, 2358: @vassl (Roulette would be more likely if they were the same size and shape.)
• Tuesday, 0034: RT @flyingthesky: . . . I'm still really upset that there isn't sparkly lube.
• Tuesday, 0035: .@flyingthesky I think that's DIY these days, with lube and confectionery glitter. @kittystryker?
• Tuesday, 0041: Talking with Kat makes things make sense.
• Tuesday, 0101: My fitbit #fitstats for 1/21/2013: 618 steps and 0.3 miles traveled. http://www.fitbit.com/user/23LLYD
• Tuesday, 0800: WHATEVER YOU DO, DO NOT FILL UP A "SUPER BIG GULP" CUP WITH 5 HOUR ENERGY AND CHUG THE WHOLE THING... http://azurelunatic.tumblr.com/post/41199049639/mycroftthequeen-glittertitties
• Tuesday, 0816: @muppetK @UrsulaV Hee!
• Tuesday, 0902: RT @mixosaurus: Superb essay on the experience of doing a #PhD & the system designed to break you: http://liv.dreamwidth.org/389934.html
• Tuesday, 0940: @coffeechica Awww!
• Tuesday, 0956: @bedlamsbard @kiyala *introduces*
• Tuesday, 0956: RT @jiyahkelly: #YouGetFriendzonedBecause Er, no. You were wankerzoned.
• Tuesday, 1007: RT @amaditalks: What @kellybaden said is so important. We cannot sustain this model of charity filling the gap where insurance belongs. ...
• Tuesday, 1015: My mother is pro-choice, and so are my sister and I. We were planned. Knowing that improved my relationship with Mama as a teen. #Roe40chat
• Tuesday, 1018: RT @emilybrowns: #RoevWade isn't why we have abortions, it's just why women are alive and not sterile afterwards. #Roeat40
• Tuesday, 1019: @amaditalks (Belatedly, my aunt's black lab: https://t.co/Of1wCFWE ) #offtopic #cutedogs
• Tuesday, 1044: @chagrined I am very glad that I am learning from someone else's fail here.
• Tuesday, 1049: Cloudy with a chance of up-goer five: a virtual minion's job. http://splasho.com/upgoer5/?i=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 #upgoerfive
• Tuesday, 1051: @erynofwales "Boss" was prohibited, and that's what I call her anyway! :D
• Tuesday, 1054: RT @isntit: Bloke wolf whistled at me in Tesco. Told him to fuck off before noticing his daughter... He then told me off for swearing. @ ...
• Tuesday, 1058: @xlerb Unsure what it was that I just watched.
• Tuesday, 1059: @semanticist http://splasho.com/upgoer5/?i=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
• Tuesday, 1100: @semanticist And then without the UX bits: http://splasho.com/upgoer5/?i=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
• Tuesday, 1113: @semanticist Oh, cool!
• Tuesday, 1119: Cloud computing and VMs, continued: http://splasho.com/upgoer5/?i=GKxtq29lnlOgLJgyplOwo21jqKEypaZtqTuuqPOlqJ4tnJ5mnJEyVT90nTIlVTAioKO1qTIlpljtLJ5xVT90nTIlVUEbnJ5aplO0olOlqJ4tL29gpUI0MKWmYvOGo21yqTygMKZtLFOfo3Dto2LtpTIipTkyVT5yMJDtqT8tqKAyVUEbMFOmLJ1yVUWyLJjtL29gpUI0MKVtLKDtqTuyVUAuoJHtqTygMFjtp28toKxtq29lnlOgLJgyplO0nJ55VUOlMKEyozDtL29gpUI0MKWmVTyhp2yxMFO0nTHtpzIuoPOiozHhVSAioJI0nJ1yplOuVTkiqPOiMvOlMJSfVTAioKO1qTIlplOhMJIxVUEiVUqipzftqT9aMKEbMKVtoTyeMFOiozHtqzIlrFOvnJptpUWyqTIhMPOwo21jqKEypv4tH29gMKEcoJImVUEbMFOmnTSlMJDtL29gpUI0MKVtnKZtqzIlrFOzLKVtLKqurF4tGKxtq29lnlO0nTyhn3ZtnKDtp2uiqJkxovq0VT1uqUEypvObo3ptMzSlVTS3LKxtLFOwo21jqKEypvOcplOcMvO5o3HtozIyMPO0olO1p2HtnKDto3VtoJShLJqyVTy0YPOuozDtqTuuqPOwo21jqKEypaZtL2ShVTEyL2yxMFObo3ptqT8toJShLJqyVUqbnJAbVTciLvO0olOjqKDto24tq2ucL2ttpzIuoPOwo21jqKEypvOzLKA0MKVtLJ5xVTWyqUEypvO0nTShVUOyo3OfMFOwLJ4hVPNXPxuiqlOwLJ4tLFOfo3Dto2LtpTIipTkyVTAuovOmnTSlMFO0nTHtp2SgMFOwo21jqKEypw8tEJSwnPOjMKWmo24tnTSmVTRtp21uoTjtL29gpUI0MKVto24tqTuynKVtMTImnl4tITuyovO0nTHtp21uoTjtL29gpUI0MKVtqTSfn3ZtqT8tqTuyVTWcMlOwo21jqKEypv4tITuyVTWcMlOwo21jqKEypvOxo2ImVUA0qJMzVTShMPOmnTSlMKZtnKDtqT8tqTuyVUAgLJkfVTAioKO1qTIlYvOHnTymVUquplObo3ptnKDtq2SmVTEiozHtnJ4tqTuyVT9fMPOxLKymYvOHnTIhVTAioKO1qTIlplOao3Dtp21uoTjfVTMup3DfVTShMPO3MKWyVTkyp3ZtoJ9hMKxhVSAiVTkiqUZto2LtpTIipTkyVTuuMPOuVTAioKO1qTIlVT9zVUEbMJylVT93ov4tDaI0VTy0VTymVTkyp3ZtoJ9hMKxtqT8tnTS2MFOuVTWcMlOwo21jqKEypvOuqPO3o3WeVTMipvOjMJ9joTHtqT8tp2uupzHfVUAiVUAioJHtnz9vplOupzHtMT9cozptqTuuqPOho3phVN== #upgoerfive @semanticist
• Tuesday, 1525: RT @amaditalks: Maintaining our lives, our health, our jobs, homes & the security of our families isn't about "convenience," it's ab ...
• Tuesday, 1740: There are times when "my shorts are caught on my sandal" is no big deal, and times when braining my way out is too much. Tonight's ok. :)
• Tuesday, 1741: RT @zarhooie: "That steam radiator stands for FREEDOM! And MAINTAINING YOUR DAMN CODE!" -- me to @azurelunatic 
• Tuesday, 1742: @semanticist @ntlk Try http://note-to-asshat.livejournal.com/profile ?
• Tuesday, 1822: RT @Ginger_Clark: I'm about to give you the best piece of advice you have ever received regarding your career: DO NOT BE A DICK TO THE A ...
• Tuesday, 1823: @sketchingbirds Do you topcoat? That stuff is magic.
• Tuesday, 1828: RT @sprackraptor: For most of my life, any kind of emotional unpleasantness triggered depression. These thoughts are ground-in habits.
• Tuesday, 1841: @Eveandriss Rebooting. My computer is being a pain in the ass.
• Tuesday, 2115: @sketchingbirds A drying topcoat is amaaaazing. With no topcoat or regular clear polish, I'm smudged in half an hour or chipped in 12.
• Tuesday, 2116: @sketchingbirds With actual proper topcoat, it goes a couple days before ... starting to come off in larger chips, but until then, WOW.

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