azurelunatic | 36 tweets for 2013-1-6

In the last 24 hours, I posted the following to Twitter:

Sunday, 0003: My fitbit #fitstats for 1/05/2013: 292 steps and 0.1 miles traveled. http://www.fitbit.com/user/23LLYD
Sunday, 0036: In case the image evaporates again, "velociraptor cloaca" is a really intense deep indigo. http://azurelunatic.tumblr.com/post/39824025903/justacleverruse-christ-in-case-the-image
Sunday, 0047: Tumblr favorite: http://ishmaeldreaming.tumblr.com/post/39823827097/captxandri-doublemooncrab (from ishmaeldreaming)
Sunday, 0048: Tumblr favorite: http://gyzym.tumblr.com/post/39812140216/semblanceofnormality-in-all-my-life-i-have (from gyzym)
Sunday, 0123: Other horrifying moments: starting an IM to my Infamous Cousin with the words "So, if you ever needed to see more of goatse guy..."

Sunday, 0126: @drymangobird This is consistent with the xtube account that I stumbled across.
Sunday, 0129: @xlerb This is highly likely.
Sunday, 0130: @micheinnz My (SFW?) description of goatse for the uninitiated is "More of a guy's backside than anyone but his proctologist needed to see."
Sunday, 0136: RT @xlerb: @azurelunatic Also, "the velociraptor cloaca got caught in the filter" sounds painful.
Sunday, 0219: @swaldman There will be one! There's a code push coming up too. @zarhooie
Sunday, 0226: @loopylisa93 I've been busy as fuck at work
Sunday, 0228: @jai_dit Apparently so, but someone of a similar ass and name has ~9 month old video up on xtube.
Sunday, 0653: @loopylisa93 Not much changes! I have time off though! Yay time off!
Sunday, 0748: @flamebyrd This is an excellent hobby! I like doing this as well!
Sunday, 0748: RT @flamebyrd: My hobby: hiding weightloss ads on Facebook as 'against my views'.
Sunday, 0800: (I had some dreams...) http://azurelunatic.tumblr.com/post/39841415895/i-had-some-dreams
Sunday, 0806: librarianmouse: dduane: atlinmerrick:

I shouldn’t like this as much as I do but I do.
veggiezombiex:

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Sunday, 0842: Tumblr favorite: http://bottledminx.tumblr.com/post/39842094742/leupagus-theeyeofthetigger-aurasama (from bottledminx)
Sunday, 0844: nestofstraightlines: I figured I might as well mark this inaugural post of my foray into Tumblr with somethin… http://azurelunatic.tumblr.com/post/39844175272/nestofstraightlines-i-figured-i-might-as-well
Sunday, 0900: @librarianmouse @muppetK The #yuletide chatroom has not yet closed up shop for the year.
Sunday, 0902: @KimBooSan I love a good weird mashup :D
Sunday, 0940: @khasael Do prepare for lunch in the next 1-3 hours, and write and eat. <3
Sunday, 0945: @mathsie <3
Sunday, 1029: Tumblr favorite: http://karethdreams.tumblr.com/post/39847663462/villa-kulla-so-i-was-in-the-states-recently-and (from karethdreams)
Sunday, 1030: @scalzi It was sneaky. I read it, then 20 seconds later was scrolling back saying "... waaaaaait."
Sunday, 1104: Of all the words I have put together in the last 24 hours, "anatomically probable velociraptor cloaca" is sticking with me the most.
Sunday, 1132: @laliandra Oh Lal. YOU HAVE ONLY YOURSELF TO BLAME. <3
Sunday, 1654: @teshiron Wow, that is a complete lack of actual helpful directional information.
Sunday, 1730: @oakandsage I vaguely recall some method intended for reused ball kids involving a later of paraffin wax on the foodz, & the lid for dust.
Sunday, 1731: @oakandsage But it is vague and a child's memory.
Sunday, 1801: RT @timoreilly: Linguistic and social insights from the struggle to name what the census department calls POSSLQs http://www-nc.nytimes.com/2013/01/06/fashion/unmarried-spouses-have-a-way-with-words.html?=pagewanted=all&_r=6& ( ...
Sunday, 1826: RT @Mooley: It's Not Often You See A Dildo In A Non X-Rated Ad http://www.buzzfeed.com/copyranter/its-not-often-you-see-a-dildo-in-a-non-sex-relate
Sunday, 1830: @muppetK Ooo, I should contemplate getting some of those for my gear.
Sunday, 1830: RT @muppetK: Dear every guy who complains about his wife borrowing his razor: my husband is using my lightup tweezers on the inside of a ...
Sunday, 1837: RT @NerdacheCakes: Go home #Pikachu you are drunk. Also cake. http://twitter.com/NerdacheCakes/status/287964684378845184/photo/1
Sunday, 1845: RT @nbcbayarea: SFPD looking this man. Police believe he set his girlfriend on fire in the Bayview today. His name is Dexter Oliver. ht ...

We still can’t seem to figure out what to call two people who act as if they are married but are not.

Isn't that pretty much the definition of "common-law marriage"?

Generally that also implies that they're living in an area which will treat them under the law as if they're married unless they break up somehow.

36 tweets for 2013-1-6

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