In the last 24 hours, I posted the following to Twitter:

• Thursday, 0114: This may be the last train of the night, and once again I am the most sober. #endorphinhighthough
• Thursday, 0118: @summertea This is for srs what orphaning on the AO3 is for.
• Thursday, 0122: @xlerb You are approximately the only person I don't want to stab in that thread. #violenttendencies
• Thursday, 0132: Good deed of the moment: the guy with the cane, bad limp, and serious shoes didn't know about the upper parking lot ramp. #sfbart #nosigns
• Thursday, 0223: @summertea For Strikethrough. For hurting so many friends. For the outlookhole.
• Thursday, 0301: My fitbit #fitstats for 1/02/2013: 4,517 steps and 1.9 miles traveled. http://www.fitbit.com/user/23LLYD
• Thursday, 0841: RT @dolbsterthepoet: UMMMM no Mail. YOU DON'T "OWN UP" TO BISEXUALITY. YOU'RE IMPLYING SHAME THERE YOU BASTARD FUCKNUGGETS.
• Thursday, 0848: RT @katelinnea: I just used the phrase "the cut direct" in casual conversation so I think I've accomplished enough for the day.
• Thursday, 0933: DW entry: Antidepressants: you're doing it wrong https://azurelunatic.dreamwidth.org/6985820.html
• Thursday, 1125: RT @centeredmama: Letting your toddler whack at the keyboard is a quick, trial-by-fire way to learn about things in Word you didn't thin ...
• Thursday, 1157: @sprackraptor This is one of my "always rewatch" videos, sometimes purely for the Dune reference.
• Thursday, 1330: It's chilly and I'm underslept. Warm bed could fix both.
• Thursday, 1646: @emilytheslayer I've worked out knuckle tats for both knuckles: LIVE LONG &PRO SPER
• Thursday, 1656: @oakandsage Wax, eh?
• Thursday, 1702: Remember that "zero tolerance" policies generally wind up punishing minor offenses as harshly as major, & catch non- harmful technicalities
• Thursday, 1705: Instead of "zero tolerance", go with 100% action, or whatever phrase you think best represents an element of human/humane judgment.
• Thursday, 1712: RT @VictoriaDahl: Wow. Fascinating. “@MotherJones: Gasoline lead may account for 90% of fluctuations in violent crime over last 50 years ...
• Thursday, 1732: RT @DamonLindelof: Bilbo had an uncle named Torgo, colloquially "T. Baggins" who, as the story goes, "was fond of dipping his nuts in st ...
• Thursday, 1733: RT @thebeefer: I wrote for The Guardian about fat panic and class hatred. Yippee! http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2013/jan/03/benefit-cuts-obese
• Thursday, 2329: RT @OKBJGM: tribble home world? was there tribble art? architecture? literature? #fanficplease
• Thursday, 2337: RT @Inoru88: "[Crack is] more like fanfic under the influence of the infinite improbability drive." BEST DEFINITION. :D

Follow me on Twitter.