In the last 24 hours, I posted the following to Twitter:

• Wednesday, 0017: Sister Machine Gun of Contemplative Meditation: By the Time You Read this, I will Be a Criminal. - nissie: On… http://azurelunatic.tumblr.com/post/32794175182/sister-machine-gun-of-contemplative-meditation-by-the
• Wednesday, 0058: I throw a religiously based exception when I hear "disrupt" used as a buzzword. This year probably not the right time to challenge, though.
• Wednesday, 0107: @ifonlyella My answer to this question could be mistaken for an insult. So I will say that what little of her I've heard, I've enjoyed.
• Wednesday, 0109: I am aware that a sense of humour like mine is a rare gift. I will try not to squander it.
• Wednesday, 0422: Body after sleep. Brain busy with Barney/Robin feelings.
• Wednesday, 0907: @sixonekevin <3
• Wednesday, 0910: @oakandsage http://techcrunch.com/events/disrupt-sf-2012/event-info/
• Wednesday, 1007: Tumblr favorite: http://yukinojou.tumblr.com/post/32796683372/returning-to-tumblr-after-something-big-has-just (from yukinojou)
• Wednesday, 1047: RT @adainitiative: Seriously - we want to write about women who burned out on open tech/culture. Tell contact@adainitiative.org and we'l ...
• Wednesday, 1822: A rant about Grizzly Bear and writing with an audience in mind - austinkleon: There’s a good profile of the b… http://azurelunatic.tumblr.com/post/32843890717/a-rant-about-grizzly-bear-and-writing-with-an-audience
• Wednesday, 1858: Welp. *That* was a day.
• Wednesday, 1903: Cannot actually drinking game tonight: stomach pissed as fuck at me for sorta accidentally skipping/delaying lunch.
• Wednesday, 1904: #Debate idea: dunk tanks. Every time someone goes over time, uncover the targets. Proceeds from ball sales go to fair elections commission.
• Wednesday, 1934: RT @brownorama: Romney: soft on Wall Street, hard on Sesame Street.
• Wednesday, 1934: RT @idonotlikepeas: Guys, just so you know, Romney had to flee Massachusetts because we weren't going to re-elect him after his shitty f ...
• Wednesday, 1935: RT @belmikey: I would give real money (relatively speaking) to actually have @SamuelLJackson moderate a presidential debate uncensored. ...
• Wednesday, 1937: @wilw I was thinking dunk tanks.
• Wednesday, 1937: RT @inurashii: Are you for fucking real Romney talking about reaching across the aisle, you disingenuous motherfucker
• Wednesday, 1939: RT @feministing: Romney: "We care for those who have difficulties." Unless they're women with ectopic pregnancies, fuck those guys!
• Wednesday, 1941: RT @ThatShaneBua: 'I have a plan to deal with people with preexisting conditions' ...letting them die isn't a fucking plan, R-Money. I m ...
• Wednesday, 1946: @ToryBelleci I'm a queer woman with pre-existing conditions. The debate changes nothing.
• Wednesday, 1953: RT @hubbit: The general consensus of my Twitter stream seems to be that they should have gotten Tom Lehrer rather than Jim.
• Wednesday, 1954: RT @Daphne_Price: Just to say the obvious: you can't regulate a woman's right to choose AND get rid of Big Bird. What are all those babi ...
• Wednesday, 1955: RT @BlGBlRD: WTF Mitt Romney... :(
• Wednesday, 2017: RT @zarhooie: "Don't add Ouzo to the fire!" -- chat with @azurelunatic 
• Wednesday, 2033: Oh dear god. Perhaps @zarhooie should not write letters when drunk. "IT'S IMPORTANT!"
• Wednesday, 2034: @oakandsage This, yes.
• Wednesday, 2035: @teshiron One of them might be a foodstuff. One definitely isn't. Both are #notlube
• Wednesday, 2036: "On the days when the day ends in Y, don't press the big red button!" -@zarhooie writes a theme song for $WORKPLACE
• Wednesday, 2040: "I'm sorry your pants have no chickens. I'm not sure why they need them, but I'm sorry." -@zarhooie
• Wednesday, 2040: "Pocketry is going to be in the Olympics." -@zarhooie
• Wednesday, 2042: "Wear like six pairs of shorts! Then you'll have like 12 pockets." -@zarhooie
• Wednesday, 2044: @nadyne So @zarhooie wants to know if there's some sort of certificate for that.
• Wednesday, 2050: @nadyne I do believe so. @zarhooie
• Wednesday, 2051: I may have pulled something in the last 20 minutes of conversation with @zarhooie. Chickens are important. So are pockets. #hadtobethere
• Wednesday, 2103: @teshiron Cool Whip is an abomination unto many things.
• Wednesday, 2124: @zarhooie GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP, SWEETHEART
• Wednesday, 2126: @zarhooie THIS IS A GOOD START
• Wednesday, 2130: @zarhooie SATURDAY MIGHT BE A DAY WHEN I WAKE UP IN TIME TO POST OFFICE.
• Wednesday, 2136: fuck yeah mythbusters http://getglue.com/tv_shows/sons_of_guns?s=tch&ref=azurelunatic #GetGlue #SonsOfGuns

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