In the last 24 hours, I posted the following to Twitter:

• Tuesday, 0135: @maureenjohnson In a staggering case of coincidence, I think I was actually listening to that very song while you were tweeting this.
• Tuesday, 0137: @maureenjohnson My twitterthing says you posted that about 12 hours ago. I was driving then, with my iPod plugged into the sound system.
• Tuesday, 0142: Bizarre and hilarious items seen on today's epic journey include: flasks of syrup with gummy worms, bats, and god knows what in them
• Tuesday, 0144: ...candy skeleton keys, disturbing toys, crowds, Barbies, something that was not quite leopard print in magenta and teal, radiation signs.
• Tuesday, 0145: @LikeaLiar Pfft, Ev just does not know the FULL GLORY of ALL THE BISCUITS offered in the US.
• Tuesday, 0150: @idonotlikepeas If Jamie Hyneman can step out of a wetsuit in a flawless tux, then the same should be possible with ninja gear, right?
• Tuesday, 0218: @sarahreesbrenna I LOVE THEM ALL. Even Black Arthur! Though he is on my punch-in-the-face list for sure.
• Tuesday, 0220: RT @gameboyguy13: I'd play the condom game with today's shopping list (corn syrup, molasses, Kahlua, and strong flour), except I think w ...
• Tuesday, 0225: @tiferet93 OH GOOD. Hooray for Speaky-cat!
• Tuesday, 0226: @tiferet93 @idonotlikepeas Ninja gear over a princess dress. Given a sufficiently anti-wrinkle dress...
• Tuesday, 0227: @semanticist I will be a bridesthing at @zarhooie's wedding! The bride has declared a one-month embargo on glitter for the bridal party.
• Tuesday, 0232: @arkeiryn It's not like the link doesn't contain its very own warning, you know?
• Tuesday, 0234: @semanticist I'm not sure about for in general, but definitely not for the wedding.
• Tuesday, 0342: The reason we do not reach through the internet and hit $TROLL is because hitting people is wrong, and also assault, which is illegal.
• Tuesday, 0354: Waffles are not lube.
• Tuesday, 0357: Using gendered insults undermines my work as a feminist. Using gendered insults undermines my work as a feminist. Using gendered insults ...
• Tuesday, 0454: Whichever fish it was who ranted about "Hush, Hush", your good works saved a poor soul this evening.
• Tuesday, 0454: @zarhooie lol wut. That is a new level of epic bad, but at least it was short.
• Tuesday, 0701: @laliandra We were in the store and @tiferet93 looked at Hush, Hush, & I said "The fish have warned me against it!" & she looked inside; LOL
• Tuesday, 0800: RT @laliandra: @azurelunatic the fish have warned me against it sounds kind of crazy and or prophetic
• Tuesday, 0801: @laliandra So it does! I vote 'yes'.
• Tuesday, 0812: RT @iftheshoefits: For an example of how NOT to use social media, see @kraftfoods. My @foursquare checkin was hijacked by overly-proces ...
• Tuesday, 0919: @tiferet93 @laliandra But would you have looked inside if not for the warning?
• Tuesday, 1832: RT @LikeaLiar: So... how does one define the orientation (vertically) of a hoard of angry bees? #strangechatconversations #nightwhatnight
• Tuesday, 1838: RT @GeorgeTakei: ORPHIUCHUS: No one can pronounce you. Stuck btwn Thxgiving & Xmas, you overshop. The nude guy/snake thing is hot tho.
• Tuesday, 1842: @amalnahurriyeh I did not know how to microwave broccoli before staying with my aunt! It still confuses me. #steaming
• Tuesday, 1851: Sleep schedule: yet again fucked.
• Tuesday, 1911: If you are an owl, you don't get a breathalizer test. http://news.nationalpost.com/2011/01/18/german-police-rescue-drunk-owl/
• Tuesday, 1913: (this one appears to be the source) http://www.spiegel.de/international/zeitgeist/0,1518,740157,00.html
• Tuesday, 1921: Fascinating. http://bycommonconsent.com/2010/03/03/correlation-an-uncorrelated-history-part-1-the-mormon-underground/
• Tuesday, 1934: Heading to Horizontal-land for a while.
• Tuesday, 2027: "Whenever bees exit through the door, more come in through a window." -@xlerb
• Tuesday, 2121: Just read some writeup of a study about artificial light @ night vs. health problems.
• Tuesday, 2121: Will see if low lights before bed help me.
• Tuesday, 2131: @irkdesu Already using it! Seems like it does nothing - but then I use machines w/o it & OW.
• Tuesday, 2314: (argh sleep) political cartoon, po white boy in pit, glaring @ people w/ ladder helping PoC out of adjacent pit.
• Tuesday, 2316: Political cartoon, po white boy in pit, glaring @ people w/ ladder helping PoC out of adjacent pit. (alt view shows theirs much deeper)
• Tuesday, 2317: Aaaa trying to sleep.

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