In the last 24 hours, I posted the following to Twitter:

• Thursday, 0058: @exor674 I am looking at yoooooouuuuu http://dailybooth.com/u/74oy1
• Thursday, 0323: @semanticist figured out best way to store curry w/ rice: mix some until rice coated, put rest on top, refrigerate. No more dry rice.
• Thursday, 0325: @llbbooks Even funnier if you were in IRC: she asked us to sit on her until she slept. I said I hit her gently w/ fish-shaped pillow.
• Thursday, 0329: DNW stomach ache. :(
• Thursday, 0341: Book 3 is making so much stuff from book 1 come clear for me, omg.
• Thursday, 0344: Huh, Twitter just now catching on to the stuff about the supposed link between MMR vaccination & autism being fucking bogus? #fastnetmyass
• Thursday, 0805: RT @addyboo: I wonder if you could ever become a part time zombie. A night time zombie. A full moon zombie. WEREZOMBIE.
• Thursday, 0851: (link from IRC) "I am determined to buy this monkey" has all sorts of potential. Phrasebook 1926. http://pm215.livejournal.com/18237.html
• Thursday, 0852: @ladyofthelog A sekrit girlfriend? How exciting!
• Thursday, 0854: Underslept. Consequently hate the whole world.
• Thursday, 0920: @xlerb This is indeed a puzzler.
• Thursday, 0943: The new headset: Motorola HK200 Universal Bluetooth Headset - Motorola http://t.co/AjUBsp7
• Thursday, 1030: @shirozora FELLOWSHIP OF THE VUVUZELA.
• Thursday, 1031: RT @khasael: If you know @mathsie please read this update: http://khasael.livejournal.com/221664.html (signal boost appreciated)
• Thursday, 1041: Very unnerving possibly #newtwitter thing: block a spammer, wait ~15 seconds, see the green 'Following' button on their profile light up.
• Thursday, 1210: @Back2Bethel Mine too!
• Thursday, 1329: I'd Rather Laugh With The Sinners Than Cry With The Saints (flawedamythyst) - J2 Fic: Printer Error http://t.co/6hA5rNS (craaaaaaack)
• Thursday, 1418: @cleolinda Heeeeeeeee
• Thursday, 1422: 15 Warning Signs He Doesn’t Support Your Contraceptive Choices | Sex Really http://t.co/lXqUkBR via @Diigo
• Thursday, 1957: This is kind of awesome. http://seattle.craigslist.org/see/evg/2144398205.html
• Thursday, 2006: @ferretthimself Not so! Me too!
• Thursday, 2019: @cindypon Oh dear! That would be a 9.5 for me, since I'm mildly allergic to walnuts.
• Thursday, 2022: @LikeaLiar @laliandra I read a really, really, really bad one a while ago. Half-decent plot, but execrable writing. Twilight was better.
• Thursday, 2024: Why is it that I find "execrable" a more damning condemnation of something than "shitty"? Because I have to look up the spelling 8/10 times?
• Thursday, 2031: @zarhooie heeee
• Thursday, 2033: FreeHeadset.org - Get a FREE headset for your cell phone!! http://t.co/olPqtTn via @Diigo
• Thursday, 2036: @gameboyguy13 This may or may not be relevant to your interests: http://www.onlyinsanfrancisco.com/taste/dineabouttown/
• Thursday, 2039: jeffbullas: 8 Reasons Why Twitter Power Users Are Influential http://t.co/FozaFVc via @Diigo
• Thursday, 2149: I just wrote a few hundred words of Miley Cyrus wingfic. Now I am wondering JUST WTF.
• Thursday, 2150: @TrunklyApp Woo!
• Thursday, 2211: @ladyofthelog I haven't the foggiest!
• Thursday, 2216: @ladyofthelog OH WOW IT FITS BETTER THAN I REALIZED
• Thursday, 2235: @ladyofthelog aiiiiiiiiiiiii
• Thursday, 2246: @cindypon Were they at least labeled walnuts in your cookies?
• Thursday, 2253: @cindypon How disappointing!
• Thursday, 2310: Bird Die Offs « Birdchick http://t.co/bilWR1D via @Diigo
• Thursday, 2315: etothepii: Backup Copies (Prologue), John/Sherlock, R http://t.co/bEKjgCL Disturbing-as-fuck Sherlock|Dollhouse crossover. Oh yeah. <3
• Thursday, 2316: That last rec hits all the same psychological-replicate kinks that Cyteen created in me. Harder. Better. With murder sauce.

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