Hu's On First, a re-visit to an old sketch with modern characters. Those who like Bush may even like it, even though he stars.

LiveJournal Knitting Class by CaptainVern
Username
Can't cast on	onyxrising
Can knit you a scarf in 15 minutes	sorcha007
Only knits with the most expensive yarns	bekithewitch
Intarsia pro	digitalambience
Thinks knitting is "too girly"	garnetdagger
Knits cat toys all day and talks to no one	tsjafo
Has been working on the same afghan for 5 years	kdorian
Wants to stab people with needles	thette
Rips out their work all the time	uncountedchimes
Spins their own yarn	agent139
Owns too many knitting books	ataniell93
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Congratulations on being the creator of a new
Evil Plan (tm)!

Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Love (Yes, it works)

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first incapacitate a rich and powerful CEO. This will cause the world to sign up for life insurance policies, unsettled by your arrival. Who is this evil genius? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?

Stage Two

Next, you must steal the Internet. This will all be done from a abandoned church, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will gibber like madmen, as countless hordes of computer programmers hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must activate your arcane ritual, bringing about something that's really metal. Your name shall become synonymous with dear god no, and no man will ever again dare point and laugh. Everyone will bow before your mystical abilities, and the world will have no choice but to worship the ground you walk on.