From dot_cattiness, via cawingcrow: "You're a shining wit, as Rev. Spooner would say."

You know, I think I could use this one at work, to describe the assorted inane locutions that issue forth from the One-Man Bald Nudity Crusade. Simply acquaint the rest of the supervisors with Rev. Spooner, and then refer to the fellow's complaints in the appropriately obfuscated fashion.